http://www.wordnik.com/lists/have-you-met-dick.xml Euphemisms for "penis". my inner 12 year old still finds them <a href="/words/funny">funny</a>. <a href="/words/suggestions">suggestions</a> welcome! i'm looking for single words only, 2 maximum. words that most people recognize and may also be used to describe something besides a penis. http://www.wordnik.com http://www.wordnik.com/words/weiner Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:55:09 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/weiner http://www.wordnik.com/words/wiener Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:55:03 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/wiener http://www.wordnik.com/words/weenie Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:54:27 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/weenie http://www.wordnik.com/words/unit Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:54:01 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/unit http://www.wordnik.com/words/tool Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:53:26 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/tool http://www.wordnik.com/words/staff Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:52:25 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/staff http://www.wordnik.com/words/package Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:40:56 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/package http://www.wordnik.com/words/dink Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:40:00 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/dink http://www.wordnik.com/words/member Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:38:17 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/member http://www.wordnik.com/words/meat Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:37:48 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/meat http://www.wordnik.com/words/prick Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:46:27 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/prick http://www.wordnik.com/words/salami Thu, 14 Dec 2006 23:47:29 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/salami http://www.wordnik.com/words/shaft Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:55:27 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/shaft http://www.wordnik.com/words/kielbasa Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:54:50 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/kielbasa http://www.wordnik.com/words/pole Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:54:19 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/pole http://www.wordnik.com/words/knob Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:53:43 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/knob http://www.wordnik.com/words/hose Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:41:28 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/hose http://www.wordnik.com/words/dong Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:34:03 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/dong http://www.wordnik.com/words/boner Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:30:57 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/boner http://www.wordnik.com/words/bone Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:30:34 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/bone http://www.wordnik.com/words/rod Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:29:50 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/rod http://www.wordnik.com/words/johnson Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:27:59 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/johnson http://www.wordnik.com/words/pecker Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:27:21 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/pecker http://www.wordnik.com/words/willy Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:03:20 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/willy http://www.wordnik.com/words/schlong Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:00:36 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/schlong http://www.wordnik.com/words/turtle Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:58:39 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/turtle http://www.wordnik.com/words/chubby Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:57:21 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/chubby http://www.wordnik.com/words/wood Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:49:15 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/wood http://www.wordnik.com/words/stiffy Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:48:58 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/stiffy http://www.wordnik.com/words/wang Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:46:24 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/wang http://www.wordnik.com/words/cock Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:45:41 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/cock http://www.wordnik.com/words/dick Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:45:33 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/dick http://www.wordnik.com/words/euphemism Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:45:21 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/euphemism