Wordnik.com: "That is NOT a Christmas word!" Part Deux: 2008 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/that-is-not-a-christmas-word-part-deux-2008.xml Open list! Have at! (Inspired—or was that inspissated?—by my other list from 2007, seen here.) Except for the honorary first addition (thanks sionnach), please try to add only words you hear in actual conversation over the holiday. <br /> <br />Edit: It is now post-Christmas festivities, and I have an extensive list not of words, unfortunately, but phrases. I'm adding them here because it doesn't seem worth it to create a separate list for words/phrases in 2008. All bets are off in 2009, since the family now realizes I am listing words and purposely takes conversations in a non-Christmas direction only to experience the transient joy of seeing me reach for my pen and paper. http://www.wordnik.com mmm, salmonella http://www.wordnik.com/words/mmm, salmonella Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:47:54 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/mmm, salmonella i think you can get legionnaires' disease from a hot tub http://www.wordnik.com/words/i think you can get legionnaires' disease from a hot tub Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:47:10 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/i think you can get legionnaires' disease from a hot tub i landed on my liver http://www.wordnik.com/words/i landed on my liver Tue, 30 Dec 2008 23:43:10 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/i landed on my liver are you trying to drink that beer with your nose like you did at the wedding http://www.wordnik.com/words/are you trying to drink that beer with your nose like you did at the wedding Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:01:56 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/are you trying to drink that beer with your nose like you did at the wedding and that's when she called me 'organic boy' http://www.wordnik.com/words/and that's when she called me 'organic boy' Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:01:43 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/and that's when she called me 'organic boy' it's not really a birthday party until someone's been given the heimlich http://www.wordnik.com/words/it's not really a birthday party until someone's been given the heimlich Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:01:22 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/it's not really a birthday party until someone's been given the heimlich what the hell kind of fun is that, eating things that don't thoroughly disgust you http://www.wordnik.com/words/what the hell kind of fun is that, eating things that don't thoroughly disgust you Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:01:06 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/what the hell kind of fun is that, eating things that don't thoroughly disgust you mom said to write down the names of everyone who's not invited next year http://www.wordnik.com/words/mom said to write down the names of everyone who's not invited next year Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:00:15 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/mom said to write down the names of everyone who's not invited next year orange boy http://www.wordnik.com/words/orange boy Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:59:55 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/orange boy do you want some of her bolus http://www.wordnik.com/words/do you want some of her bolus Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:59:52 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/do you want some of her bolus the fish people http://www.wordnik.com/words/the fish people Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:59:38 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/the fish people he'll be your surrogate glass-clicking guy http://www.wordnik.com/words/he'll be your surrogate glass-clicking guy Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:59:31 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/he'll be your surrogate glass-clicking guy the little-people cage-pen they kept you in all day http://www.wordnik.com/words/the little-people cage-pen they kept you in all day Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:59:17 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/the little-people cage-pen they kept you in all day it reminds me of nacho skin http://www.wordnik.com/words/it reminds me of nacho skin Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:59:05 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/it reminds me of nacho skin offer him your neck vein http://www.wordnik.com/words/offer him your neck vein Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:58:58 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/offer him your neck vein jewelry that poops http://www.wordnik.com/words/jewelry that poops Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:58:49 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/jewelry that poops i could pretend i was freddie mercury http://www.wordnik.com/words/i could pretend i was freddie mercury Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:58:43 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/i could pretend i was freddie mercury but only if it breaks out in fistfights http://www.wordnik.com/words/but only if it breaks out in fistfights Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:58:35 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/but only if it breaks out in fistfights i ate half of it and i never even thought of feet http://www.wordnik.com/words/i ate half of it and i never even thought of feet Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:58:08 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/i ate half of it and i never even thought of feet do farts have lumps http://www.wordnik.com/words/do farts have lumps Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:57:59 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/do farts have lumps antacids for sharks called "chums" http://www.wordnik.com/words/antacids for sharks called "chums" Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:57:53 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/antacids for sharks called "chums" and i am he http://www.wordnik.com/words/and i am he Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:57:44 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/and i am he the head fell off the kiss http://www.wordnik.com/words/the head fell off the kiss Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:57:36 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/the head fell off the kiss just the gay ones http://www.wordnik.com/words/just the gay ones Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:57:30 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/just the gay ones one more belch and i can keep eating http://www.wordnik.com/words/one more belch and i can keep eating Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:57:21 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/one more belch and i can keep eating why are my underwear falling off http://www.wordnik.com/words/why are my underwear falling off Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:57:14 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/why are my underwear falling off drunken sailor on shore leave http://www.wordnik.com/words/drunken sailor on shore leave Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:57:01 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/drunken sailor on shore leave world's tallest dam http://www.wordnik.com/words/world's tallest dam Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:56:54 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/world's tallest dam laundry machine http://www.wordnik.com/words/laundry machine Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:56:49 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/laundry machine serving wench, make with the chili nuts http://www.wordnik.com/words/serving wench, make with the chili nuts Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:56:38 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/serving wench, make with the chili nuts the other kind of hands would be more useful http://www.wordnik.com/words/the other kind of hands would be more useful Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:56:31 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/the other kind of hands would be more useful dangle your own participles http://www.wordnik.com/words/dangle your own participles Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:56:24 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/dangle your own participles who wants to help the german with the lasagna http://www.wordnik.com/words/who wants to help the german with the lasagna Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:56:18 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/who wants to help the german with the lasagna suck your shirt if you want a snack http://www.wordnik.com/words/suck your shirt if you want a snack Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:56:08 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/suck your shirt if you want a snack your bowels can tell http://www.wordnik.com/words/your bowels can tell Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:56:01 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/your bowels can tell the marshall plan was a bust http://www.wordnik.com/words/the marshall plan was a bust Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:55:54 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/the marshall plan was a bust lick my shirt http://www.wordnik.com/words/lick my shirt Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:55:47 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/lick my shirt gently used whiskey balls http://www.wordnik.com/words/gently used whiskey balls Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:55:42 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/gently used whiskey balls walking farts http://www.wordnik.com/words/walking farts Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:55:37 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/walking farts teeters in the air http://www.wordnik.com/words/teeters in the air Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:55:34 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/teeters in the air touch your mustard http://www.wordnik.com/words/touch your mustard Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:55:30 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/touch your mustard octopus http://www.wordnik.com/words/octopus Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:52:50 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/octopus diarrhea http://www.wordnik.com/words/diarrhea Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:52:48 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/diarrhea cavity http://www.wordnik.com/words/cavity Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:52:44 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/cavity smell it http://www.wordnik.com/words/smell it Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:52:40 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/smell it pubic http://www.wordnik.com/words/pubic Sun, 28 Dec 2008 15:52:38 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/pubic forcible egg-nog boarding http://www.wordnik.com/words/forcible egg-nog boarding Fri, 26 Dec 2008 01:31:00 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/forcible egg-nog boarding broken darlings http://www.wordnik.com/words/broken darlings Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:18:35 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/broken darlings shin-kicking http://www.wordnik.com/words/shin-kicking Mon, 22 Dec 2008 17:47:59 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/shin-kicking rape http://www.wordnik.com/words/rape Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:38:12 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/rape uranist http://www.wordnik.com/words/uranist Mon, 22 Dec 2008 16:33:32 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/uranist casu marzu http://www.wordnik.com/words/casu marzu Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:09:53 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/words/casu marzu