http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments Comments for the list 'Towns with Sizeable Albino Squirrel Populations' http://www.wordnik.com http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments See what I mean? Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:25:22 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments From the photos I've seen albino squirrels are beautiful creatures - they look like emissaries from the spirit world. If I encountered an albino squirrel, I would fall on my knees & do whatever it told me to do. Sun, 31 Aug 2008 16:14:01 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments It's true. There is an Albino Squirrel Cult. Palooka's in charge. We have t-shirts. Sun, 31 Aug 2008 15:36:38 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments Check out the "Albino Squirrel Cult Exposed" under the article in the external links. What's THAT all about? Sat, 30 Aug 2008 21:01:37 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments Don't call me Shirley! ;o)<br /><br />Albino Squirrel Preservation Society Sat, 30 Aug 2008 19:55:35 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments Surely there must be more than five towns with sizeable Albino Squirrel populations? Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:50:48 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments I don't know about that, but I love the phrase "<a href="/words/demonic monochromatic strike force from Illinois">demonic monochromatic strike force from Illinois</a>." It's positively poetic. Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:42:13 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments Perhaps there are plenty of movie directors who want to depict the destruction of Olney, Illinois, but they can't find a way to make it seem plausible enough, because every potential audience knows that the albino squirrels would rise up, like a demonic monochromatic strike force from Illinois, and save the city from its otherwise certain destruction.<br /><br />Right? Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:54:13 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments I saw a whole bunch of sizeable albino squirrels in Barrow, Alaska. They have stubby tails, long muzzles, huge teeth, and like to chase seals. I'm pretty sure those were the most sizeable albino squirrels I have ever seen. Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:00:10 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments You'd better hop off to bed then, frog ;-) Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:46:04 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments I can't even keep my eyes open... Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:20:55 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments How tall does an albino squirrel have to be in order to qualify as <a href="/words/sizeable">sizeable</a>? What about cities with <a href="/words/pygmy albino squirrel">pygmy albino squirrel</a> populations? Or simply normal albino squirrels who refuse to wear high heels? Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:06:13 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments Olney has a special police force to protect their albino squirrels. They've enacted several squirrel laws such as restricting cats when they're outdoors. In Olney, squirrels have right-of-way everywhere! The Olney Police Department even has an albino squirrel emblem on the side of their patrol cars. I'm only guessing what it says: TO PROTECT AND SERVE OUR SQUIRRELS. Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:33:58 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments Curiously, there is no overlap between the two lists. Albino squirrels must take disaster movies very seriously. Unless… could it be? … they're the ones behind all those disasters? Maybe they're not as cute as we thought. Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:32:51 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments How did they determine the size of the squirrel populations? Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:29:05 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments It's true. Roadside America says so. :-) Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:21:23 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments It's obviously a plot. Watch out, Albino Squirrels! Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:11:56 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments Frogapplause, I am really intrigued by the near-simultaneous creation of this list, and CatKisses' Cities I am sick of seeing destroyed in disaster movies. The list identifiers are only one digit apart! Do you think there's any correlation? Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:10:07 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments Oh my god. This is why Wordie exists. *in love* Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:53:34 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments *favorited* Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:52:31 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments Excellent list! Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:46:28 +0000 http://www.wordnik.com/lists/towns-with-sizeable-albino-squirrel-populations#comments