One-Armed

Six-foot-eleven Stretch might tell us about the young ghost in his room the night before, and One-Armed Carlos would bus a table with his single appendage ten times faster than a busboy with twice the armage.

Roseanne Archy Roseanne Barr 2011

Six-foot-eleven Stretch might tell us about the young ghost in his room the night before, and One-Armed Carlos would bus a table with his single appendage ten times faster than a busboy with twice the armage.

Roseanne Archy Roseanne Barr 2011

He might even Google "One-Armed Security Experts at Illinois Pharmaceutical Firms" and achieve the same result.

The movie plots that technology killed 2011

They would have bought 75 million copies of "Return of the One-Armed Swordsman: The Director's Cut."

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Six-foot-eleven Stretch might tell us about the young ghost in his room the night before, and One-Armed Carlos would bus a table with his single appendage ten times faster than a busboy with twice the armage.

Roseanne Archy Roseanne Barr 2011

The FugitiveHarrison Ford, on the lam, Googles "One-Armed Thugs in the Greater Chicago Area" and solves all of his problems.

The movie plots that technology killed 2011

Six-foot-eleven Stretch might tell us about the young ghost in his room the night before, and One-Armed Carlos would bus a table with his single appendage ten times faster than a busboy with twice the armage.

Roseanne Archy Roseanne Barr 2011

The website MassLive. com (who we assume entertains Western Massachusetts with headlines like this on a daily basis) ran a story titled, "Springfield Police Charge One-Armed Man With Unarmed Robbery."

One-Armed Man's Arrest Leads Amazingly Ironic Headline 2010

The website MassLive. com (who we assume entertains Western Massachusetts with headlines like this on a daily basis) ran a story titled, "Springfield Police Charge One-Armed Man With Unarmed Robbery."

One-Armed Man's Arrest Leads Amazingly Ironic Headline 2010

All of those titles listed above, and others like The One-Armed Executioner and the Beast of Blood franchise, spawned out of the Filipino film industry with the help of American filmmakers like Roger Corman and now rank as near unknown and forgotten cult niche titles for the amusement of stoned college students.

Archive 2010-07-01 Glenn Dunks 2010