lunch lady

“I only saw Joe Boner go overboard once, when Dennis Gilstrap asked the lunch lady if he could kiss her "boobies" and Mr. Bender promptly pulled Dennis out of line, bent him over, and swatted him so furiously that his gum flew across the room and — I know this part of the story must sound apocryphal, but I saw it myself — stuck to the wall of the cafeteria, where it stayed for two weeks as a kind of monument to adult boundaries.”

Land of the Blind