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chained_bear commented on the word oatmeal month
Umbrage! I take umbrage! Every month is oatmeal month!
*resolves to eat oatmeal for dinner in a twisted sort of hunger strike*
April 30, 2009
dontcry commented on the word oatmeal month
*resolves to eat oatmeal exclusively in an even more twisted sort of hunger strike*
*clenches*
April 30, 2009
reesetee commented on the word oatmeal month
Hey, I didn't invent this holiday.
*resolves to eat more oatmeal raisin cookies in the most perverse hunger strike ever*
April 30, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word oatmeal month
Aagh! Oatmeal cookies are an abomination!
April 30, 2009
reesetee commented on the word oatmeal month
What? Are you bonkers? They're delicious! Especially when they have chocolate in them. :-)
April 30, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word oatmeal month
Oh yeah? Is it white chocolate?! You heathen!
April 30, 2009
dontcry commented on the word oatmeal month
*changes resolve to include oatmeal cookies and chocolate*
April 30, 2009
dontcry commented on the word oatmeal month
*changes resolve, again, to include left-over Chinese take-out - and a nice pino grigio*
May 1, 2009
reesetee commented on the word oatmeal month
White chocolate?? That's crazy talk! Doesn't exist.
No, any self-respecting oatmeal cookie must have chocolate as an ingredient. Preferably dark chocolate. Those are the rules as drawn up by the International Council on Including Chocolate in Every Conceivable Food (ICICECF).
*resolves to go find a hunk of dark chocolate to gnaw on, because this page is making me hungry*
May 2, 2009
dontcry commented on the word oatmeal month
rt is correct: White Chocolate does not exist.
*changes resolve, yet again, to include all foods except the non-existent white chocolate -- as a protest against accepting white chocolate as a member of the chocolate family of chocolates*
*really means it*
May 2, 2009
reesetee commented on the word oatmeal month
*thinks dontcry's hunger strike is making me even more hungry*
May 2, 2009
chained_bear commented on the word oatmeal month
*wonders when National Hate White and Dark Chocolate Month starts*
May 3, 2009