Homer Simpsons

If male morale — and the American economy — are ever going to recover, the truth is that the next generation of Homer Simpsons will have to stop searching for outsourced manufacturing jobs and start working toward teaching, nursing, or social-service positions instead.

Men’s Lib 2010

The L.A. Times reports this week that those programs don't actually work, and that parents who use them are instead creating baby Homer Simpsons, according to a pediatrics study from the University of Washington in Seattle.

Jackson Williams: "Is Our Children Learning?" Not by Channeling Baby Einstein 2009

A nation of Homer Simpsons lacks physical and moral sinew, laments Hanson, cracking a walnut with one hand.

The Pericles of Petticoat Junction: James Wolcott Wolcott, James, 1952- 2009

Count on very few being saved, and those whom were are the Ned Flanders rather than the Homer Simpsons.

DesignerBlog Will 2008

Count on very few being saved, and those whom were are the Ned Flanders rather than the Homer Simpsons.

100,000 and Counting Will 2007

Count on very few being saved, and those whom were are the Ned Flanders rather than the Homer Simpsons.

DesignerBlog Will 2007

Now even the Homer Simpsons among us must insist upon it.

At The Core Of Nuclear Fear 2007

Count on very few being saved, and those whom were are the Ned Flanders rather than the Homer Simpsons.

Guest Blogger Explains Halloween Anne Johnson 2007

Friendster failed on this count under the weight of a thousand Homer Simpsons.

The Facebook Thing - Swampland - TIME.com 2007

Our tree also sports several Homer Simpsons, about six or seven of those "Our First Christmas Together" ones, some grubby nutcrackers that made the round-trip to Iraq and back, and a cross stitch of a bunny rabbit that I made for my grandma when I was a kid.

Our Wacky Tree - SpouseBUZZ 2007