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sionnach commented on the word equatorial mistybutt
also known as steamybutt or "athlete's foot of the rectum"
testimonial of one sufferer:
I do live in a country with a semi-tropical summer and a warm rainy season. This has meant that on many days my bicycle saddle (sadly not motorbike, only a weedy pedal bike), like I said, my bicycle saddle is often very damp or even drenched with tropical moisture in the morning. This means a whole tropical summer day with a damp behind - steamybutt. And this in turn leads to an embarassing medical condition that you may not have experienced which can only be described as ... and this is quite embarrassing .... ATHLETE'S FOOT OF THE BUTT !
December 7, 2008
sionnach commented on the word equatorial mistybutt
Cold and wet as a slattern's kiss
the darkened streets contrived a mist
it touched my lily cheeks so rare
(and left a certain dampness there)
that later caused an irritation
leading to this remonstration:
Go not into the dead of night
without a handy rag in sight
to wipe away the fog of gloom
or redness on your butt shall bloom
and thy lament shall be mine own
(endeth, here, my humble pome)
anon.
December 7, 2008