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pterodactyl commented on the word kiddie caltrops
When I was younger I had an enormous collection of Legos, and when I wanted to play with them I'd start by spreading them all out across the living room floor. This made it easier to find specific pieces, but it also meant that crossing the floor, especially in the middle of the night on the way to the bathroom, became a Dance of a Thousand Agonies.
Worse, perhaps, is kneeling on a Lego. To this day, if I look closely at my knees, I fancy that I can see dots of scar tissue in tidy 2x4 lines.
August 31, 2008
chained_bear commented on the word kiddie caltrops
Hee! I'm not laughing at your scar tissue, but this is just the perfect name for Legos. :)
psst... you should bracket Dance of a Thousand Agonies. It's also perfect!
August 31, 2008
bilby commented on the word kiddie caltrops
Great ptero.
August 31, 2008
yarb commented on the word kiddie caltrops
I did the same thing! It hurt like hell!
August 31, 2008
reesetee commented on the word kiddie caltrops
Who needs ammunition? Bring Legos to war--the enemy will surrender the minute they mistakenly kneel on these things. ;-)
August 31, 2008