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She's not my daughter; she always looks as pale as moonlight, 'scept when she blushes up; she'll see to a bed for a strange gentleman, and so'll my missus.

Gladys, the Reaper

All that money that my Griffey was putting by in pence and sixpences and shillings all gone, and he no better, and Howels no better, and I no better, 'scept that I did be seeing London.

Gladys, the Reaper

Nothing ever happens, nobody wants things to happen 'scept me!

Tono Bungay

Post MPs 'expenses, she tells the paper, "people are suffering from chronic scept-icaemia".

The Guardian World News

"People are suffering from chronic scept-icaemia," said Lette.

Politics news, UK and world political comment and analysis | guardian.co.uk

in boff catamagories…..whi fer ICHC ov corse……almoss embarrsin teh computshun izzint ebben in awr class….pleh…. scept fur teh nitting ladee…she iz teh funnee,…but wee iz still bedder…

Om Nom Nominated for Teh Webbies!!1! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

so plz dont hab teh hurty feelinz iz jest stoopy trolll……ai meen reeely…..doez ani ob us gib low burgerz for remarkz scept unlesssess iz a troll?

loop, swoop, an… - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

July 2, 2008 at 6:26 pm oh, ai sawwy. ai duzzint noes wut else tew tellz yew scept gud nyte. iz elebin twenny-six in west texeses, ad ai still haz tew warsh teh rest ov mai clothed adn tayk a shwr, cuz ai can’t doo taht tewmorrow. ai iz visiting wif family.

i iz free! i can feel - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

Buns nebber did anyting wrong ‘scept be heegle food…poor buns.

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If your honor will jist condescend to ride down there, I will shew you that there is not the print of a living creter's foot 'scept an old sows, any where about. "

The Knights of the Horse-Shoe; A Traditionary Tale of the Cocked Hat Gentry in the Old Dominion.