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reesetee commented on the word sideshow bob
Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, originally the sidekick of Krusty the Clown on The Simpsons, later a homicidal maniac and Bart's mortal enemy.
December 18, 2007
kewpid commented on the word sideshow bob
Bob: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities.
Judge: Will you get to the point?
Bob: Only I could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud. And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look at these—(pulls out binders and floppy disks) each one a work of Machiavellian art.
Judge: But why?
Bob: Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalise criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run.
Judge: Bailiffs, place the mayor under arrest.
Bob: What? Oh yes, all that stuff I did.
December 18, 2007
kewpid commented on the word sideshow bob
Sideshow Bob: Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?
Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out.
Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
December 18, 2007
reesetee commented on the word sideshow bob
With hilarious commentary by kewpid! :-)
December 18, 2007