Behaved

This quiz is not open to employees of the Bonkers Hall Estate, nor to current or former inmates of the Bonkers 'Home for Well-Behaved Orphans.

Win The Rotten State of Britain 2009

Thanks to Well-Behaved Orphan* (in a comment elsewhere on this blog) for alerting us to the news that Bert Hazell has died.

Bert Hazell has died aged 101 2009

Lord Bonkers is here, having spent most of the day at the Bonkers 'Home for Well-Behaved Orphans "negotiating with some American woman who drives a hard bargain".

Liveblogging The Rotten State of Britain quiz draw 2009

For weeks I have been having my men collect fallen trees and the roof timbers of evicted cottagers and the resultant pile of wood has not grown to quite dizzying proportions; nor should the efforts on the Well-Behaved Orphans in collecting kindling be overlooked.

Lord Bonkers' Diary: Bonfire Night at the Hall 2008

Thanks to Well Behaved Orphan (You can't beat a good education - Lord Bonkers) for his or her comment drawing this story from The Times to my attention:

Archive 2008-06-01 2008

"Luka," like its predecessor, is filled with whimsical word play, freaky animal hybrids and nefarious villains like the Badly Behaved Gods.

The Return of Roth and Rushdie 2010

To the Bonkers Home for Well-Behaved Orphans, where the little mites plead to be taken to feed the Rutland Water Monster this afternoon.

Archive 2008-06-01 2008

For weeks I have been having my men collect fallen trees and the roof timbers of evicted cottagers and the resultant pile of wood has not grown to quite dizzying proportions; nor should the efforts on the Well-Behaved Orphans in collecting kindling be overlooked.

Archive 2008-11-01 2008

Looking at the accompanying photograph, Kingham has clear similarities with the Bonkers 'Home for Well-Behaved Orphans, but Adonis goes on to say: "I could write so much more of these seven years, but suffice it to say that they pretty well made me what I am today."

Archive 2008-09-01 2008

Equally, it has always concerned me that there is never any shortage of inmates at the Bonkers 'Home for Well-Behaved Orphans.

Archive 2008-03-01 2008