Caffeine-Free

Not that women can't haul stuff -- y'all do Pilates and yoga and spin class; you're strong -- but I think even Betty Friedan would concede that when it comes to lugging canvas bags laden with $200 worth of juice boxes, tomato sauce jars, kitty litter, and cases of Caffeine-Free Diet Coke, we're more genetically suited to the task.

Greg Olear: 8 Reasons Why Stay-at-Home Dads Are Better Than Stay-at-Home Moms Greg Olear 2011

FORGET: Regular Sprite -- the veep prefers four cans of "Diet Caffeine-Free Sprite."

Sarah Palin's straws, Weird Al's wine and other celebrity demands 2010

If you haven't tasted Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi, but would like an idea of what it tastes like, do this - keep a straw in your pocket and wander around outside until you find a pigeon or squirrel that's been dead for, oh, say three months.

Boing Boing 2008

Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi is torture in a 12-oz can.

Boing Boing 2008

Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi tastes like that, except worse.

Boing Boing 2008

If these didn't convince you, then check out Top Reasons to be Caffeine-Free.

Archive 2006-12-01 2006

If these didn't convince you, then check out Top Reasons to be Caffeine-Free.

Evil Caffeine! 2006

DiCaprio's acting actually almost fills that hole, but every time you get lost in his understated, tense Hughes, there's some obvious screech from John Logan's Diet Caffeine-Free Kane script and back we go to comfortable, simplistic, B-movie cause and effect.

Kenneth Hite's Journal princeofcairo 2005

Not that women can't haul stuff -- y'all do Pilates and yoga and spin class; you're strong -- but I think even Betty Friedan would concede that when it comes to lugging canvas bags laden with $200 worth of juice boxes, tomato sauce jars, kitty litter, and cases of Caffeine-Free Diet Coke, we're more genetically suited to the task.

The Full Feed from HuffingtonPost.com Greg Olear 2011

I laughed so hard I'm now wearing Caffeine-Free Coca

Queerty 2010