Cartman

So boot up your meatware and help figure out what the hell Cartman is saying.

Boing Boing 2006

Cheesy Poofs: Cartman's favorite junk foodHappy Tarts: Rival junk food, a far cry from Cheesy PoofsVisitors: Aliens, who everyone knows abduct people, kill cowsAss-Master: What Stan calls Cartman, who passes a lot of gas, partly due to the satellite dish that Visitors have implanted in him.

Urp ... Pass The Cheesy Poofs 2008

What's that German phrase Cartman says in the "Passion of the Jew" episode of South Park?

Yahoo! Answers: Latest Questions 2009

This is also a problem that dogs "Tonsil Trouble": the idea of Cartman getting AIDS and then giving it to Kyle, just to make the point that AIDS doesn't receive as much attention as cancer now-a-days, is in poor taste, even by

Toon Zone News 2009

The website appears to have been inspired by a recent episode of the cartoon South Park, in which a young character called Cartman describes people with red hair as evil and soulless.

Latest Articles London The Telegraph 2008

Alex may come off as an overgrown "Cartman" sometimes, but let me tell you that man has quite the intellect.

Alex Jones' Prison Planet.com 2009

Often just called "Cartman," he is arguably the main character of the show.

Conservapedia - Recent changes [en] 2009

Eric Cartman: “Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the dreams of 200 deaf boys?”

The Volokh Conspiracy » Is Stimulus Funding Political? 2010

I remember the Moviephone bit from Family Guy and the Poker Face thing has been done before (Cartman, Walken,) but it led to a pretty funny conclusion.

Marlee Matlin spoofs self on Family Guy's 'Almost Live' special: Funny? | EW.com 2009

Oh, and Cartman was about a million time better/funnier.

Marlee Matlin spoofs self on Family Guy's 'Almost Live' special: Funny? | EW.com 2009