Cleetus

My wish was soon Valve's command, as I chose to play a single player campaign as some dude called Cleetus or Doofus or it doesn't really matter because within seconds, oh my giddy Aunt, there were swarms of very fast moving zombies leaping and running towards me and all I had to protect myself and my friends was a sub-machine gun which needed reloading every 30 seconds and, of course, the ability to shove individual zombies in the swarm (arms flailing, viscera splashing everywhere) back two inches by feebly right clicking on them.

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My wish was soon Valve's command, as I chose to play a single player campaign as some dude called Cleetus or Doofus or it doesn't really matter because within seconds, oh my giddy Aunt, there were swarms of very fast moving zombies leaping and running towards me and all I had to protect myself and my friends was a sub-machine gun which needed reloading every 30 seconds and, of course, the ability to shove individual zombies in the swarm (arms flailing, viscera splashing everywhere) back two inches by feebly right clicking on them.

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Cleetus only serves food purchased from farmers he knows personally.

Greening America: Talking with Mindful Metropolis Publisher/CEO Richard McGinnis, Part Two 2009

Because I keep listening to “Cleetus Awreetus Awrightus” and think how it would have appealed to my young and tender mind, and the results are pretty darn good.

Question… 2007

Because I keep listening to “Cleetus Awreetus Awrightus” and think how it would have appealed to my young and tender mind, and the results are pretty darn good.

Question… 2007

Cleetus introduces the guests to the farmer, gives a tour, then prepares a sumptuous meal using all farm ingredients.

Greening America: Talking with Mindful Metropolis Publisher/CEO Richard McGinnis, Part Two 2009

Just think of the respect for Teh White that Cleetus -- I mean, Troy West -- taught that little Negro girl!

The Sad, Sorry Plight of the White Christian Male 2009

Cleetus, I had the bible read cover to cover before you were even born.

Archive 2007-06-01 Angry Professor 2007

Cleetus, I had the bible read cover to cover before you were even born.

In which I take pleasure in pissing someone off. Angry Professor 2007

Cleetus, I had the bible read cover to cover before you were even born.

In which I take pleasure in pissing someone off. Angry Professor 2007