Copestake

Ian Copestake has this for the caption comp: "Liverpool players begin to take You'll Never Walk Alone too literally."

Bolton Wanderers v Liverpool - as it happened! Tom Bryant 2010

"Is icing Cromer's crabs not some sort of medical procedure?" ponders Ian Copestake.

Bolton Wanderers v Manchester United - as it happened John Ashdown 2010

SomethingorotherNaylor, etcetc Copestake, but who is this Mac Millings?

Australia v New Zealand - live! | Rob Smyth 2011

In 2002, a one-bedroom furnished apartment cost $1,200 a month in Singapore and $730 in Sydney, according to Mr. Copestake.

Zurich Is World's Costliest City Jason Chow 2012

"Australia, with a low population density and relatively low crime rates, continues to supply some of the world's most liveable cities," said Jon Copestake , editor of the survey.

Melbourne Tops List of Best Cities Robb M. Stewart 2011

Yeah, I'm here, although it seems you've been doing unsurprisingly well without me, with all your 'Ooh, Ian Copestake's on such good form' and 'Let's reward the best World Cup emailer with an evening with Gary Naylor'.

Australia v New Zealand - live! | Rob Smyth 2011

So we can't really be that surprised that so far there have been less shots here than at a children's Christmas party.37 mins There are only so many different ways I can tell you that nothing is happening.38 mins "Providing it hasn't broken his leg or made reproduction impossible, 'a two-footed scissor-type affair' does sound quite erotic," writes Ian Copestake.

Stoke v Aston Villa - as it happened | Paolo Bandini 2011

"Neville Southall could be described as magnificent if only he hadn't been so scruffy," suggests Ian Copestake.

Wigan Athletic 0 Manchester City 1 | minute-by-minute report 2012

"I think Stoke are going to need a bigger towel," says Ian Copestake.87 min: Since Ba's third goal, Newcastle's fans have been chanting for the magnificently clownish Sammy Ameobi to come on.

Stoke City v Newcastle United - as it happened | Jacob Steinberg 2011

Jon Copestake , editor of the survey, cited exchange-rate movements as the main driver for the increases in the cost of living in Australia and Singapore.

Zurich Is World's Costliest City Jason Chow 2012