Crumpets

WHILE ANDRE AGASSI WAS shuttling to his beloved Las Ve gas, La Cosha and Palm Springs in his private JetStar last week, Pete Sampras was wedging himself into the tiny, overcrowded shop called Crumpets down the road from Buckingham Palace to order a ham-and-cheese.

Different Strokes 2008

Despite being warned by several members of the royal family to stop calling the queen by nicknames, Bush persisted, calling the British sovereign "Crumpets," "Lemonpuss," and "Cha-Cha."

The Borowitz Report: Bush's Nicknames Create Controversy 2007

Crumpets are a very good thing to have in the morning for breakfast.

Jenna Randall: 'Crumpets aren't actually very bad for you' 2011

Yes | No | Report from Tea & Crumpets wrote 1 year 11 weeks ago

Florida Keys Swordfish Limerick Contest John Merwin 2008

It was a lovely, lovely event, billed as "Tea and Crumpets with Mystery Authors."

Fiction is easy; Living is hard | The Stiletto Gang The Stiletto Gang 2008

I suppose Taliban/Al-Qaeda is going to serve any US prisoners Tea and Crumpets now rather than behead them?

Obama: Destruction of LA Preferable to Waterboarding Terrorists - E_Pluribus_Unum’s blog - RedState 2009

"It's special playing Andre," Sampras said, pausing between trips to Crumpets.

Different Strokes 2008

“Crumpets is NOT wholesome, Sir,” says the doctor, wery fierce.

The Posthumous Papers of the Pickwick Club 2007

Crumpets and (English type) muffins had a chapter on their own, featuring a lot of interesting historical chat about these things, and recipes from various places and times.

The Other Muffins: Blog Roll Prequel Lindy 2005

Crumpets and (English type) muffins had a chapter on their own, featuring a lot of interesting historical chat about these things, and recipes from various places and times.

Toast: Lindy 2005