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Obama: Government contracting reforms will save $19 billion 2009

Gotta kind of wornder about good old "Darth's" motivations.

Cheney endorses Rubio for Senate 2010

When Darth's true colors fly, how tasteful they always are.

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor: Heroes vs Villains: The Tin-Brained Woodman is Rusty. 2010

As the Amanda and Parvati votes began racking up, Courtney's skeleton had a laughing jag in the jury box, though the sweetest moment was Darth's whispered "Damn it," as he realized he'd wasted his idol.

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains: Shuffle Bored! 2010

Darth's touching last words to his wife were "She screwed up."

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor: Heroes vs Villains: The Tin-Brained Woodman is Rusty. 2010

However, just to remind everyone how stupid he is, Colby announced definitely that Danielle has the idol currently holding its breath in Darth's shorts, and Rupussy chimed in agreement.

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains: Shuffle Bored! 2010

It had only one flaw, to Darth's way of thinking: he wasn't the one saying it.

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor: Heroes vs Villains: Double Indumbnity. 2010

After all, Sandra was the one who clued them into Darth's lies last week, the warning he stupidly ignored on the sage advice of newest jury member JT.

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains: Shuffle Bored! 2010

Darth's axe fell, Jerri changed her unchangable vote to Danielle, and Danielle was eliminated.

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor: Heroes vs Villains: Double Indumbnity. 2010

Could Darth's deciding to take out Amanda get Candice to stay loyal for this crucial vote?

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains: Shuffle Bored! 2010