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- proper n. a red giant star approximately 88 light-years away in the constellation of Crux
Its two brightest stars, Gacrux and Acrux, are oriented north-south and point across the pole to brilliant Archenar.
Splitting the distance between Gacrux and Archenar lands you within 2 degrees of the south celestial pole.
Custodial Catastrophe On the planet Gacrux lives an alien janitor who works at a missile silo and blows it up.