Heff

And I guess Heff is the sponser, since we are going with a vices theme, it seems.

Get That Man a Record Contract! Slimbolala 2006

• In Wednesday's Sports section, Kecoughtan player Will Hess was misidentified as Heff in the report on the Kecoughtan boys 'soccer team's 3-0 win over Bethel.

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'Heff' saying she has to leave she packs her bags and moves out.

DVD Times 2009

"They've been been playing with a back three so hopefully we can capitalise on using 'Heff' and 'Ossie's' pace," McKinna said.

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'Heff' saying she has to leave she packs her bags and moves out.

DVD Times 2009

At least the Heff's splendid list of banned words, from breathtaking and bubbly to stunning, toff and toilet, remains a fitting memorial on the paper's website.

Media Monkey's Diary 2011

In an attempt to rescue some dignity, Heff has ordered a sticker be placed over the picture describing her instead as the runaway bride.

Our pick of the week: The story, the stat, the quote, the tweet 2011

In an attempt to rescue some dignity, Heff has ordered a sticker be placed over the picture describing her instead as the runaway bride.

Our pick of the week: The story, the stat, the quote, the tweet 2011

"The excitement of the imminent royal wedding – lower case r and w – should not deflect us from our usual high standards when writing about members of the royal family," warns Heff.

Hugh Muir's Diary 2011

At the Daily Tel, they have the Heff – Simon Heffer, columnist, historian, guardian of the paper's style guide.

Hugh Muir's Diary 2011