Iffen

“Iffen I help her,” Ray Adams said,“you gonna finally give me a kiss, Treble Ann?”

Good Country. People. Heather Fowler 2011

Iffen u doan haz anee fur baybies u kan stil joyne an see the albums uv pics.

I was - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Iffen teh top haf ob teh foto woz paystid onto teh botum haf, perhaps, az reflikshun ownli haz top ob kitteh.

construktshen wirker - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Iffen dey can do majic triks, maibee dey can hippy-nose-ties hims intu wanting kittehs.

*pinkeye* iz contayjus! - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Iffen yu downt hab reeds, a plastik mat wurks just az well.

If yu kan - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Iffen yu downt gibs me noms now, I will kills dis cup crake dead.

Ur offering is grossly inadiquitz. - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Iffen ai kannawt fink uv aneefing fer Z ai alwais sai zabaglione

I can haz nom rations? - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Iffen it wuz peenk ai wud fink it wuz a Barbie dreem offise set!

Course I not bizee… - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Iffen yu eber bizit a smawl town cawled “Hay-on-Wye”, yu will noe dat der aer (a) nebber, ebber enuff buuks, adn (b) nawt enuff munnies to hab awl teh buuks yu wants Rite Naw!

shelf life? - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010

Iffen dey hab designs, this adds a splurt to tehr rating.

The Bishop of Hamster… - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2010