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Archive 2009-03-29 SeattleTammy 2009

Update: The Jivester found yet another song penned by Deputy Leader Dick.

Archive 2006-02-12 2006

As the commander of the Red Guard of the Glorious Conservative Christian Cultural Revolution, I'd like to take full credit for destroying the Democratic Party, but the Jivester is equally responsible.

01/08/2006 - 01/15/2006 2006

The Jivester is visited by a Schematic Drawing of a Vagina

The Jivester is visited by a Schematic Drawing of a Vagina 2006

I'm not sure if I'll have time to post tonight, but the Jivester covers for everybody with this.

Joe Lieberman, Dependent Candidate 2006

As the commander of the Red Guard of the Glorious Conservative Christian Cultural Revolution, I'd like to take full credit for destroying the Democratic Party, but the Jivester is equally responsible.

Thanks, but I'm only partially responsible 2006

It's very hard to write anything humorous or snarky after seeing pictures like those the Jivester posted yesterday.

Snowflakes in Hell 2006

Update: The Jivester found yet another song penned by Deputy Leader Dick.

An endorsement he regrets 2006

I'll be on the road for a few days but Democommie, the Jivester, Darryl, and possible a few others will be filling in.

On the road 2006

Elsewhere: The Jivester penned a disco anthem to honor me, Ace, Allahpundit, and the rest of the 101st:

Finally, I'm accepted by my peers 2006