Jobst

Dietrich ushered in the era of paired-spoke technology, thereby inspiring some of serial retrogrouch and uber-curmudgeon Jobst Brandt's most heartfelt pro-36 spoke MA2 treatises as well as consigning millions of squirrels to death by decapitation on Sunday group rides all over the United States.

BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz! BikeSnobNYC 2010

Apparently there is no convergence between BSNYC book buyers and The Bicycle Wheel by Jobst Brandt.

BSNYC Friday Cheese Plate! BikeSnobNYC 2010

Whither uber-curmudgeon and serial retrogrouch Jobst Brandt, a man so formidable that his stare alone produces over a million Diminutive Frenchman Units DFUs and can crush a Reynolds RZR like a pair of skinny jeans crushes a pair of "pants yabbies?"

Archive 2010-03-01 BikeSnobNYC 2010

Fred said: In the event I ever podium, I would like to be kissed by Jobst Brandt wearing pumps, a cocktail dress and a Daffy Duck mask.

Gender Issues: Sealing Victory With A Kiss BikeSnobNYC 2010

Funny, I though the Jobst Brandt milk story was just a retrogrouch urban myth.

Going Down Hard: Saucy Kangaroos and Spicy Videos BikeSnobNYC 2010

They even tempt the ire of serial retrogrouch and uber-curmudgeon Jobst Brandt by flipping their bicycles upside down in order to work on them:

Fixed-Gear Theme Vacations: Getting There is Half the Fun, Filming It is the Other Half BikeSnobNYC 2010

When the 666th person installs a fixed cog on his or her Cachet, the world as we know it will come to an end, serial retrogrouch and uber-curmudgeon Jobst Brandt will rise from his grave even though he's currently alive and well, and we will all meet our fates at the mesh cycling gloved hands of the Four Recumbent Riders of the Apocalypse.

BSNYC Product Review: Walmart's Mongoose Cachet "Fixed-Speed" Bicycle BikeSnobNYC 2010

If Jobst Brandt tells you not to flip your bike for repairs, then DON'T DO IT you little idiots!

Fixed-Gear Theme Vacations: Getting There is Half the Fun, Filming It is the Other Half BikeSnobNYC 2010

This post is the best in months -and that's saying a lot- with the cultural? references and even a Jobst Brandt mention thrown in for good measure.

Fixed-Gear Theme Vacations: Getting There is Half the Fun, Filming It is the Other Half BikeSnobNYC 2010

In the event I ever podium, I would like to be kissed by Jobst Brandt wearing pumps, a cocktail dress and a Daffy Duck mask.

Gender Issues: Sealing Victory With A Kiss BikeSnobNYC 2010