Jodie's

There has already been a battle between Charles van Commenee, the head of UK Athletics, and Richard Williams, Jodie's father, and her coach, Mike McFarlane.

Jodie Williams: 'Even before I ran, I wanted to be in the Olympics' 2011

If the lyrics on the charming Jodie's record were even just one degree more inane they would, hopefully, be immediately decommissioned by some government department and sealed in a lead-lined casket for a million years.

This week's new singles 2011

Richard and Christine Williams have put as much onus on Jodie's three A-levels, which include maths and psychology, as she prepares to start at university a month after the 2012 Olympics.

Jodie Williams: 'Even before I ran, I wanted to be in the Olympics' 2011

Jodie's the guy who's at home screwing your wife while you're out on a ship.

'A Captain's Duty' 2010

Jodie's going to be sitting on your couch when you arrive home, asking, "Who are you?"

'A Captain's Duty' 2010

Jodie's going to be sitting on your couch when you arrive home, asking, "Who are you?"

'A Captain's Duty' 2010

Jodie's the guy who's at home screwing your wife while you're out on a ship.

'A Captain's Duty' 2010

I have never really given this topic much thought until this weekend, when I found myself checking out a handsome man, with two beautiful little girls, while laying out at my friend Jodie's rooftop pool.

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Jodie's the guy who's at home screwing your wife while you're out on a ship.

'A Captain's Duty' 2010

Jodie's going to be sitting on your couch when you arrive home, asking, "Who are you?"

'A Captain's Duty' 2010