Joe-Bob

Says the xenophobe who has to resort to using Obama's middle name, because obviously, anyone who is not named Bill, John, Bubba, or Joe-Bob has to be a terrorist, hell-bent on destroying America.

Obama camp uses McClellan book to attack McCain 2008

Also, you can thank MST3K and Joe-Bob Bridges for me wanting to add just about every horrible B horror flick ever made to this list.

Pick6: Campy Horror Flicks 2009

It is absolutely vital that Joe-Bob know that his vote creates a better future for his own children.

Archive 2008-03-01 Steven Barnes 2008

It is absolutely vital that Joe-Bob know that his vote creates a better future for his own children.

Obama: Pleeze Don't Throw Me In the Briar Patch... Steven Barnes 2008

I have a sneaking suspicion that many of the Christian publishers started as Joe-Bob in his basement, just some guy who self-pubbed and slowly discovered a market and figured out a way to make it a money-earning concern.

John Joseph Adams » Ask The Slush God 8/22/05 2005

That is to say, that Joe-Bob and his bretheren did not come through the mill of “traditional” publishing, and thus are functioning in a publishing world that does not have the same practices as the big Name Brand houses.

John Joseph Adams » Ask The Slush God 8/22/05 2005

“Your Honor, I firmly conclude, that had Adam not eaten that apple in the Garden of Eden, and brought down the smiting and cruel hand of our Lord God, my client Joe-Bob Mass-murderer would not have brutally mutilated his next door neighbor for playing country music.”

Your Creation Museum Report « Whatever 2007

In addition to this menage a trois, the cast of characters include Edouard, a pretentious French snail, Joe-Bob, a dim-witted squirrel from College Station, and Corey, a cockroach who prefers getting high and watching the X-Files on TV to doing his French homework.

Archive 2006-03-01 The Nag 2006

"Then all you have to do is produce this Joe-Bob."

Texas Lawman Chambers, Ginger 1998

If this Joe-Bob character was working on a ranch anywhere in the western part of the state, he was going to be found, and as soon as possible, because Tate put an urgency in his request.

Texas Lawman Chambers, Ginger 1998