Kommissar

Kommissar is really a time traveler from the 1800s who with the power of Odin used his superior WHITE brain to build a machine to fast-forward to 2009 to inform us, the race-mixing douches riding our series of tubes, that we are, and always will be wrong.

Racist | My[confined]Space 2009

"Der Kommissar" is one of my all-time favorite songs.

iGnore iTunes 2007

Here in the Soviet Socialist State of Obama, all pay must be cleared through Kommissar!

Bailed-out banks: Meet the pay czar 2009

Also, Kommissar – I hate to be the one to tell you this, but Hebrews and Arabs are brothers.

should you have to hide the real you to be accepted – muslim | My[confined]Space 2009

And, similarly, Governor Bobby Jindal should ask Pitt to be Katrina Kottage Kommissar (but first they need to rework the title of that position, and quick).

Archive 2008-10-01 2008

And, similarly, Governor Bobby Jindal should ask Pitt to be Katrina Kottage Kommissar (but first they need to rework the title of that position, and quick).

Your Right Hand Thief 2008

The Kommissar X Collection (1966) @ Netflix (req acct)

Some further stuff... Prof. Ravensdeath 2009

Herr Kommissar wants 72 hours to review your dossier, and make sure that alles klar.

Archive 2007-10-01 2007

Florian Kampelmühler is the son of Falco, that famous Austrian artist who's hits included "Der Kommissar" and ..uh..um...

Cultural Accessorizing: Are Banjos the New Bicycle? BikeSnobNYC 2009

And they don't come much goofier than the Kommissar X films.

GreenCine Daily: Shorts, 3/27. 2007