Kuntzman

Though J.S.F. may be no journalist, he and Kuntzman do share some media-savvy instincts:

J.S.F. Would Not Eat Dog, Be Journalist 2009

Over a lunch of lentil soup (J.S.F.) and a chicken sandwich (Kuntzman), they sparred on topics ranging from factory farms to Foer's self-professed status as a non-journalist writing nonfiction.

J.S.F. Would Not Eat Dog, Be Journalist 2009

Gersh Kuntzman rushed to the phone to call in the results to the New York Post city desk.

Horsemen of the Esophagus 2006

The New York Posts Gersh Kuntzman, the original competitive-eating beat reporter, thought Simmons was guilty of not cleaning his wings.

Horsemen of the Esophagus 2006

The New York Posts Gersh Kuntzman, the original competitive-eating beat reporter, thought Simmons was guilty of not cleaning his wings.

Horsemen of the Esophagus 2006

I'm a normal American like you, who leaves the nuts and bolts of my investments -- a little nest egg I used to call "The Gersh Kuntzman Retirement Fund," but now call "The Gersh Kuntzman Tuesday Night Bowling Money Fund" -- to professionals who apparently have even less of a clue about what to do with my money than I do.

American Beat: How Now, Darn Dow 2008

Gersh Kuntzman rushed to the phone to call in the results to the New York Post city desk.

Horsemen of the Esophagus 2006

Gersh Kuntzman is also a reporter for the New York Post.

American Beat: Game Over 2007

And he also says things like, "A loaded gun is the most effective self-defense tool available" (although I suggested that a more-effective tool is the famous "Kuntzman unconditional surrender").

American Beat: Firing Line 2007

When there's an expense account to exploit, readers can be confident that Gersh Kuntzman will be there to get to the bottom of the story.

American Beat: Tobacco In Your Tiramisu? 2007