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- proper noun computing, slang, derogatory The computer company Microsoft.
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Plus lots of free adware from Microshaft more commonly called Microshaft Messenger, viruses, trojans, offers to buy microshaft crap, more microshaft crap offered instead of answers, bugger all support, got a fault well buy this from us to resolve a problem that we have known about and we have the solution for a mere £39.99 +P&P*
Archive 2008-05-01 FIDO The Dog 2008
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I've noticed that Microshaft has stopped its message of "Your computer was not shut down properly" which inferred that the Windoze crash was the user's fault.
The Blue Screen Of Death Survival Guide Decodes Your System Crash | Lifehacker Australia 2009
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Apple is a quality brand and many are like me are happy to pay the extra for the quality, usability and fun that Apple products bring, not act as unpaid developers and support staff for Microshaft.
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You could try Open Office, its basic, its free and not involved with Microshaft in any way.
Microsoft Office 2007 getting you down? Not a sheep 2008
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If Microshaft wants to treat people like criminals and charge criminal prices to do it, they'll just be creating criminals.
Windows 7 RTM Activation Already Cracked | Lifehacker Australia 2009
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I've noticed that Microshaft has stopped its message of "Your computer was not shut down properly" which inferred that the Windoze crash was the user's fault.
The Blue Screen Of Death Survival Guide Decodes Your System Crash | Lifehacker Australia 2009
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As I said Microshaft hate you, they want a plague on your house and your first born to die.
Microsoft hate you. FIDO The Dog 2009
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You buy a cool bit of software, get a few years use out of it and when the next OS from Microshaft comes along, it don't work.
Microsoft hate you. FIDO The Dog 2009
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Oldrightie, no bother I find it a pleasure to rip into Microshaft.
Microsoft hate you. FIDO The Dog 2009
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Microshaft Explorer: A serious security flaw has been found.
Archive 2008-12-01 FIDO The Dog 2008
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