N'Gog

Seeing it would be too cheap to point out that David N'Gog was born on 1 April 1989, and mean to boot, here's a random selection of All Fools Quips Modest you'll understand later gleaned from the pages of this very august journal.

The Knowledge: April fool! | Scott Murray 2011

Torres looked excited to see his number on the board that introduced David N'Gog in the 77th minute.

SI.com 2011

What exactly does N'Gog do other than steal chances from Torres and hold the ball up a bit?

The Guardian World News Tim Rich 2011

In times gone by Liverpool have failed to adapt to changes in personnel, whether it was Torres, N'Gog or Kuyt leading the line they played the same way. they also struggled to adapt to changes in formation when required.

BBC Ouch! Blog BBC Sport 2011

I know a lot of people have slagged off Torres recently but he's still scored 9 goals in 22 matches and that's playing alongside Kuyt and N'Gog.

The Guardian World News Kevin McCarra 2011

Kenny Dalglish is also hopeful of selling David N'Gog to Bolton for around £4 million before the transfer window closes, with Blackburn also monitoring the Frenchman.

Telegraph.co.uk - Telegraph online, Daily Telegraph and Sunday Telegraph 2011

"He knows we needed to win the game and, like all the players, wanted to be on the pitch but N'Gog and then (Ryan) Babel had fresh legs and made a big difference in the last few minutes."

Give Me Football Featured Content GMF Editor 2010

It wouldn't be an Arsenal performance without us getting caught on the break and when N'Gog was sent through and got past Vermaelen I feared the worst.

Irish Blogs Arseblog 2010

It wouldn't be an Arsenal performance without us getting caught on the break and when N'Gog was sent through and got past Vermaelen I feared the worst.

Irish Blogs Arseblog 2010

But Benitez insisted tiredness was the main factor in replacing Torres with David N'Gog after Liverpool's Europa League game away to Benfica on Thursday.

Give Me Football Featured Content GMF Editor 2010