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Oncet u has been here for elebenty years like some of us, u will recognize t-r-o-l-l-like behaviors rite off teh bat.

*sigh* Iz bored - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2009

Oncet mai liddler kitteh eet mai hole herb garden.

u sed u wouldnt b mad. - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Oncet upon a time I werked in offices where we speeked faux-faux-Fronsch that is to say, teh reel Fronsch so I had cheet-sheets by my keyboard.

did not - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Oncet the babehs got biggur, dey all thot dey was same kinda kritturs.

i tink i can - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Oncet u start, u just neber noes what u will cum up wif next.

Well - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Oncet u has done this, count to elebenty then wif a swift flick of teh rist *static* teh *static* until it *static*.

Teknikcal support, - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Oncet upon a time when I worked in a diffrent offis than whare I does now, someone not me burnded their mircowavy popcorms and it set off teh smoke alarum so teh firemans had to respond.

File Transfering… - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? 2008

Oncet, when I was a little youngster, 'most like Patience, teacher, she got up some sort of May doings.

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Oncet a circus show comed thru and mawster bought a rattle snake fum em fer a pet.

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Oncet, when I was a kid about six years old, Hank come home from the bar-room.

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