Pathetics

The Pathetics had learned the hard way the power of the Dark Side of the Farce.

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor: Heroes vs Villains : Banana Wars. 2010

After making two bum shots, Colby managed to score the first point for the Pathetics, but not until after Voldepussy had made two spectacularly lame shots herself.

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor: Heroes vs Villains: Robbed! 2010

You just knew he realized that even if the Pathetics had only one piece left to fit in when he reached the end, his team would probably still assemble their totem pole faster, so he made sure they had no chance.

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor Heroes vs Villains: Mission Implausible. 2010

When Colby and Bulbous were all that were left on the starting platform, Colby tipped off Mr. Baggins to the Pathetics 'insane plan to save his not-endangered butt.

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor Heroes vs Villains: Mission Implausible. 2010

So, unsurprisingly, Bulbous futzed about in the water, pretending to be tangled up and unable to manage a leg of the challenge that Courtney's skeleton had breezed through, making sure the Pathetics had their totem pole finished before he got his bag back.

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor Heroes vs Villains: Mission Implausible. 2010

At the Pathetics 'camp, JT and Rupussy were bursting with pride over making Survivor history, by pulling off the most elaborate shooting-of-oneself-in-the-foot ploy ever.

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor Heroes vs Villains: Mission Implausible. 2010

(Candice) If they tell all the Pathetics to vote for Darth, will Candice tattle to Darth, getting him to play his idol or would he think it was a ploy to flush out his idol, as Parvati did last week, and not play it?

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains: Shuffle Bored! 2010

Come the dawn, Darth was working on Candice to flip, cannily making it sound like he'd been a full part of Parvati's poison surprise, trying to keep the breach opening between he and Parvati and Danielle from being known to the remaining Pathetics.

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains: Shuffle Bored! 2010

Can not anyone in this pathetic alliance of Pathetics stick to one plan for five minutes?

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains: Shuffle Bored! 2010

They still have to assemble a jigsaw puzzle, something the Pathetics have shown themselves incapable of doing.

Tallulah Morehead: Survivor Heroes vs Villains: Mission Implausible. 2010