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Don't expect Whitney Port to be hanging with her The Hills bestie Lauren Conrad on-camera anytime soon, or following in gal pal Audrina Patridge's dance shoes on Dancing With the Stars.

Will Whitney Port Join Dancing With the Stars? 2010

Watch Lynn Patridge's rant below (Warning: Contains adult language):

Audrina Patridge's Mom Apologizes for Profane Rant 2010

Audrina Patridge's mom apologizes for profane rant

Audrina's Post-Hills Reality: "I Have Much Thicker Skin" 2011

The "Dancing" seamstress forgot to put the back on Audrina Patridge's gown this week; she's doing the quickstep to "Love Machine" with partner Tony Dovolani.

'Dancing with Stars': quick steps, Sarah Palin -- and Great Booing Debate Lisa de Moraes 2010

Moving on to the remaining celebrities, we get to see a whole new side to Audrina Patridge's dance partner, Tony Dovolani: Mr. Self Pity.

Florence Henderson is out, Bristol survives on 'Dancing with the Stars' Lisa de Moraes 2010

He says they were already sold on the pilot's mix of Patridge's glamorous work life the first episode begins with her posing for a bikini and lingerie calendar and her larger-than-life family.

Audrina's Post-Hills Reality: "I Have Much Thicker Skin" 2011

Audrina Patridge's mother, Lynn, has apologized for her profane rant that was caught on camera following her daughter's elimination from Dancing with the Stars.

Audrina Patridge's Mom Apologizes for Profane Rant 2010

Video: Audrina Patridge's mom stars in her own five-minute drunken F-bomb-laden rant.

Jessica Simpson pregnant?; PETA offers to pay LiLo's rehab bill Liz Kelly 2010

This is a fine addition to Patridge's growing body of unique and excellent work.

Road Dogs; Stephen Marlowe Ed Gorman 2008

This is a fine addition to Patridge's growing body of unique and excellent work.

Archive 2008-05-01 Ed Gorman 2008