Prunes

The winner was someone called Prunes, whose superb effort ran thus:

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Prunes, known for their nutrient-dense, low-fat, and high fiber content, provide many vitamins and minerals while keeping us "regular."

Carrie Wiatt, M.S.: Keep Your Bones Strong After Menopause M.S. Carrie Wiatt 2011

Prunes, known for their nutrient-dense, low-fat, and high fiber content, provide many vitamins and minerals while keeping us "regular."

Carrie Wiatt, M.S.: Keep Your Bones Strong After Menopause M.S. Carrie Wiatt 2011

"Prunes and duck are a classic French combination," Ms. Lo says.

Seared Duck with Prunes and Hoisin Kitty Greenwald 2011

HF: That raised the sales of Sunsweet Prunes 400%.

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Prunes, known for their nutrient-dense, low-fat, and high fiber content, provide many vitamins and minerals while keeping us "regular."

Carrie Wiatt, M.S.: Keep Your Bones Strong After Menopause M.S. Carrie Wiatt 2011

Prunes, known for their nutrient-dense, low-fat, and high fiber content, provide many vitamins and minerals while keeping us "regular."

Carrie Wiatt, M.S.: Keep Your Bones Strong After Menopause M.S. Carrie Wiatt 2011

Prunes, known for their nutrient-dense, low-fat, and high fiber content, provide many vitamins and minerals while keeping us "regular."

Carrie Wiatt, M.S.: Keep Your Bones Strong After Menopause M.S. Carrie Wiatt 2011

We stopped in Warwick at Newbury Comics, and Spooky got the remastered version of the Virgin Prunes '...

"Numb hands, I can see the strand..." sovay 2008

Prunes tried to shed a stodgy image by becoming "dried plums" in 2000.

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