Roll-Up

Can we please get a box on the organ donor card that says "check here if you consent to being made into a Fruit Roll-Up and crazy glued to undersized genitals"?

A Dramatic Story, at the End of Which Nothing Happens 2011

Even at his age fifty-six, his face and body look chiseled from Sheetrock, never mind that the hair and overly taut skin are a tint not found in nature, the color of an apricot Fruit Roll-Up.

FLY FISHING WITH DARTH VADER MATT LABASH 2010

“Says the guy who just ate the last Fruit Roll-Up,” I countered.

The Summer I Turned Pretty Jenny Han 2009

First of all, Moms get-it-done has been ignitedshes cleaned the junk drawer of old keys and dried-up pens and a manual for a VCR that died a choking death long ago after a video got stuck inside, and shes moved on to the pantry, stacking up nearly-empty-but-never-thrown-out cracker boxes, stale cereal we all hated, a plastic bear of honey thats crystallized, and a Fruit Roll-Up that survived World War II.

The Fortunes of Indigo Skye Deb Caletti 2009

In one scene that Mr. Schur says may appear in the pilot, he ad-libbed a line about coercing Ms. Poehler's character to fax someone a Fruit Roll-Up when she was drunk.

The Rise of the Likable Jerk 2009

First of all, Moms get-it-done has been ignitedshes cleaned the junk drawer of old keys and dried-up pens and a manual for a VCR that died a choking death long ago after a video got stuck inside, and shes moved on to the pantry, stacking up nearly-empty-but-never-thrown-out cracker boxes, stale cereal we all hated, a plastic bear of honey thats crystallized, and a Fruit Roll-Up that survived World War II.

The Fortunes of Indigo Skye Deb Caletti 2009

First of all, Moms get-it-done has been ignitedshes cleaned the junk drawer of old keys and dried-up pens and a manual for a VCR that died a choking death long ago after a video got stuck inside, and shes moved on to the pantry, stacking up nearly-empty-but-never-thrown-out cracker boxes, stale cereal we all hated, a plastic bear of honey thats crystallized, and a Fruit Roll-Up that survived World War II.

The Fortunes of Indigo Skye Deb Caletti 2009

First of all, Moms get-it-done has been ignitedshes cleaned the junk drawer of old keys and dried-up pens and a manual for a VCR that died a choking death long ago after a video got stuck inside, and shes moved on to the pantry, stacking up nearly-empty-but-never-thrown-out cracker boxes, stale cereal we all hated, a plastic bear of honey thats crystallized, and a Fruit Roll-Up that survived World War II.

The Fortunes of Indigo Skye Deb Caletti 2009

I thought sidewalks spontaneously appeared, erupting out of the ground like concrete worms and unspooling in long, Fruit Roll-Up style fashion along the ground.

Sidewalk, Bus Stop 2005

From a distance, they looked like a bunch of wastrels mourning a Fruit Roll-Up.

You Suck Moore, Christopher, 1957- 2007