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Mr. Schue is HOT; dang I’d like a guy who could dance like that!

'Glee' upcoming clips have me singing its praises | EW.com 2009

After David explained the advantage of learning foreign languages through song, and shared his own hopes to start a night school glee club, Mr. Schue Matthew Morrison welcomed David to New Directions to help promote his latest nugget of whiteboard wisdom — latin week.

Ricky Martin Brings the Duende to Glee — Should He Return? 2012

Speaking of Mr. Schue, he and his new BFF, football coach Beiste, decide Alcohol Awareness Week is the perfect week in which to celebrate their adulthood and how there's still nothing like throwing back a few to take the edge off of whatever's edgy in one's life.

'Glee' blames it on the alcohol: We watch so you don't have to [updated with video] 2011

Sadly, Mr. Schue follows up this pleasant evening with a "drunk dial" that includes the murmuring into the phone the words, "Hey therrrrrre, sexy lady."

'Glee' blames it on the alcohol: We watch so you don't have to [updated with video] 2011

This, along with Mr. Schue's lecture about alcohol poisoning, a chat about how excessive drinking is not good for anyone, and a word or two about the importance of designated drivers, are the only glimpses we will get of the episode's Alcohol = Bad leitmotif.

'Glee' blames it on the alcohol: We watch so you don't have to [updated with video] 2011

Although no one can ever hope to rival the nutty brilliance of Holly Holiday's Mary Todd Lincoln impersonation, David proved an equally worthy rival for Mr. Schue when it comes to teachers who the kids love.

Ricky Martin Brings the Duende to Glee — Should He Return? 2012

On Tuesday, it was reported that Ricky Martin is in talks to play McKinley High's Spanish teacher, a post that both Mr. Schue (Matthew Morrison) and Holly Holliday (Gwyneth Paltrow) have filled.

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But Mr. Schue, who knows real vomit when he sees it, makes everyone in glee club sign pledges that they won't drink again until the Nationals competition.

'Glee' blames it on the alcohol: We watch so you don't have to [updated with video] 2011

Despite his best efforts, including a slammin' matador outfit, Mr. Schue eventually gave in to haters dang, Santana, why you gotta be so mean? and stepped down as Spanish teacher.

Ricky Martin Brings the Duende to Glee — Should He Return? 2012

Mr. Schue believes it's Emma, the germaphobe guidance counselor who's married to John Stamos.

'Glee' blames it on the alcohol: We watch so you don't have to [updated with video] 2011