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Slurpy Fuzzies and stiffypants show up making fun of the weight of Constance McMillen in the photo above.

Think Progress » Mississippi school district cancels prom after same-sex couple planned to attend. 2010

In our neverending quest to live a couch-potato Slurpy-filled life free of actual emotions and experience, we now are telling people to squeeze their resolutions into a 3 oz bottle so they can pass through airport screening.

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This is pure fantasy for most writers, of course, but I think if we reveal to potential readers, fans, whatever, that we're working at the local Slurpy shop during the day, then our image becomes tarnished in their eyes and they start to think, hmmm, is this guy any good?

Up The Hill Backwards 2008

There were waterfalls of what smelled like Slurpy Soda, rusty silver stands selling Putrid Pops and skullcakes in a rainbow of colors ranging from blood red to rot brown, and countless shops bursting with souvenirs—stuffed mummies, chainsaws, shackles imprinted with PIT OF DESPAIR in bright letters.

May Bird, Warrior Princess Jodi Lynn Anderson 2007

In Upper Transylvania on Wednesday, a twelve-pack of Slurpy Soda cans exploded when a pack of ghouls tried to drink them.

May Bird, Warrior Princess Jodi Lynn Anderson 2007

There were waterfalls of what smelled like Slurpy Soda, rusty silver stands selling Putrid Pops and skullcakes in a rainbow of colors ranging from blood red to rot brown, and countless shops bursting with souvenirs—stuffed mummies, chainsaws, shackles imprinted with PIT OF DESPAIR in bright letters.

May Bird, Warrior Princess Jodi Lynn Anderson 2007

“One billion three hundred thousand seventy-two bottles of Slurpy Soda on the wall, one billion three hundred thousand seventy-two bottles of Slurpy Soda …”

May Bird, Warrior Princess Jodi Lynn Anderson 2007

“One billion three hundred thousand seventy-two bottles of Slurpy Soda on the wall, one billion three hundred thousand seventy-two bottles of Slurpy Soda …”

May Bird, Warrior Princess Jodi Lynn Anderson 2007

She had never thought to wonder what was in a Slurpy Soda, but it smelled like worm pee and moth breath.

May Bird, Warrior Princess Jodi Lynn Anderson 2007

Here there were four Slurpy Soda machines and chairs made of glassed-in fish tanks with mechanical piranhas swimming about inside.

May Bird, Warrior Princess Jodi Lynn Anderson 2007