Sporks

Becca (Jenn Proske) -- the "Vampires Suck" version of Bella -- moves to a glum little Pacific Northwest town called Sporks -- the "Vampires Suck" version of Forks, Wash., -- where she listens to teen angst mixes on her iPod, engages in desperately awkward conversations with her single father (Diedrich Bader of "The Drew Carey Show") and eventually finds herself torn between Edward (Matt Lanter), a vampire who "looks like he's constipated" and sparkles improbably in the sunlight, and Jacob (Chris Riggi), a kindhearted werewolf who brings her balloon bouquets and is contractually obligated to remove his shirt every 10 minutes.

'Vampires Suck' does just that 2010

Becca (Jenn Proske) -- the "Vampires Suck" version of Bella -- moves to a glum little Pacific Northwest town called Sporks -- the "Vampires Suck" version of Forks, Wash. -- where she listens to teen angst mixes on her iPod, engages in desperately awkward conversations with her single father (Diedrich Bader of "The Drew Carey Show") and eventually finds herself torn between Edward (Matt Lanter), a vampire who "looks like he's constipated" and sparkles improbably in the sunlight, and Jacob (Chris Riggi), a kindhearted werewolf who brings her balloon bouquets and is contractually obligated to remove his shirt every 10 minutes.

Movie review: 'Twilight' parody 'Vampires Suck' lives up to its name 2010

Sporks It's a wonder these all-in-one knife, fork and spoons aren't yet ubiquitous on campsites – anything that reduces washing up or clutter has to be good.

Kit corner 2011

Sporks, for example, are out; hand-washing stations are in; and the food service provider has been asked to offer more fresh food (a request that will present new challenges in light of the spill's impact on the shrimp industry and local agriculture.)

Lisa Bennett: New Orleans Students Challenge Schools on Use of Oil 2010

Sporks, for example, are out; hand-washing stations are in; and the food service provider has been asked to offer more fresh food (a request that will present new challenges in light of the spill's impact on the shrimp industry and local agriculture.)

Lisa Bennett: New Orleans Students Challenge Schools on Use of Oil 2010

Sporks are a lot like the hand-built bikes of portland, expensive, and inconsequential.

Bike Path of Righteousness: Signs from Above BikeSnobNYC 2010

You did make it easy for me to show someone the example of "Sporks to a Gunfight" though.

On Thursday, the Legg report will be published along with... 2008

Sporks are just awesome geekery, and to make one out of titanium?

The party continues Ann Aguirre 2008

Sporks are just awesome geekery, and to make one out of titanium?

Archive 2008-07-01 Shirley Damsgaard 2008

You did make it easy for me to show someone the example of "Sporks to a Gunfight" though.

On Thursday, the Legg report will be published along with... 2008