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Of course, the contestants themselves will also be serving up plenty of food fights, including what appears to be a crow bar duel and a table flip that would put Staub's former Housewives co-stars to shame.

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The only thing better than Staub's actual dance — to the tune of her single "Real Close," natch — was Flipping Out's Jeff Lewis, who provided some pretty priceless facial expressions and stuck actual cash in Staub's belt!

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Of course, the contestants themselves will also be serving up plenty of food fights, including what appears to be a crow bar duel and a table flip that would put Staub's former Housewives co-stars to shame.

Exclusive Video: Get Your First Taste of VH1's Famous Food 2011

Who knows if producers schemed behind the scenes to make sure the other wives uncovered Staub's obscure secrets -- but did the media get played here, as well?

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Danielle Staub's breasts went under the knife for the fourth time on Monday night's episode of 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey.'

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Danielle Staub's breasts went under the knife for the fourth time on Monday night's episode of 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey.'

Danielle Staub's Boob Job Revision: Breasts Were Deformed, Cold, Hard (VIDEO) 2010

Staub's lawyer has confirmed that his client is suing the alleged perpetrators of the attack in at the Passaic County Superior Court, describing the mindset of the assailants as, "like a gang mentality."

Danielle Staub SUING Teresa Giudice & Ashley Holmes For Attack 2010

And just like the surprise little book Cop Without A Badge that chronicles Staub's sordid past, I'm sure that if we fast-forward a few years, 'Snooki,' who sometimes wears a hat that says "Pornstar in Training," will surely be delighting fans with a her own book, Snooki: A Shore Thing.

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Staub's lawyer has confirmed that his client is suing the alleged perpetrators of the attack in at the Passaic County Superior Court, describing the mindset of the assailants as, "like a gang mentality."

Danielle Staub SUING Teresa Giudice & Ashley Holmes For Attack 2010

Danielle Staub's breasts went under the knife for the fourth time on Monday night's episode of 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey.'

Danielle Staub's Boob Job Revision: Breasts Were Deformed, Cold, Hard (VIDEO) 2010