Voluptuous

This year's is titled Voluptuous Panic and the poster art promoting it features a gentleman spouting blood into a lady's face.

Paradise in White and Blue

Welcome to the Robert Wilson Annual Watermill Summer Benefit, this year intriguingly titled "Voluptuous Panic."

Erica Abeel: Getting Voluptuous With Robert Wilson at His Hamptons Gala

Welcome to the Robert Wilson Annual Watermill Summer Benefit, this year intriguingly titled "Voluptuous Panic."

Erica Abeel: Getting Voluptuous With Robert Wilson at His Hamptons Gala

Welcome to the Robert Wilson Annual Watermill Summer Benefit, this year intriguingly titled "Voluptuous Panic."

Erica Abeel: Getting Voluptuous With Robert Wilson at His Hamptons Gala

Welcome to the Robert Wilson Annual Watermill Summer Benefit, this year intriguingly titled "Voluptuous Panic."

Erica Abeel: Getting Voluptuous With Robert Wilson at His Hamptons Gala

Welcome to the Robert Wilson Annual Watermill Summer Benefit, this year intriguingly titled "Voluptuous Panic."

Erica Abeel: Getting Voluptuous With Robert Wilson at His Hamptons Gala

"Voluptuous" MCs with heavy curves who look like stick figures on the cover, tat bearing midriff exposed goth chicks featured in front of a story where not one tattoo is mentioned, etc.

More Homework for White Folks

I know this because A) I have never gone by the nickname "The Voluptuous Virgin" before giving birth to Serbian basketball player Marko Jarić's child B) I have never donned any sort of 1500-carat black diamond-encrusted Fantasy Bra valued at over $8 million and C) Unlike me, Lima's Thanksgiving dinner entailed no solid foods.

Leslie Goldman: Victoria's Secret? She Simply Doesn't Eat

I know this because A) I have never gone by the nickname "The Voluptuous Virgin" before giving birth to Serbian basketball player Marko Jarić's child B) I have never donned any sort of 1500-carat black diamond-encrusted Fantasy Bra valued at over $8 million and C) Unlike me, Lima's Thanksgiving dinner entailed no solid foods.

Leslie Goldman: Victoria's Secret? She Simply Doesn't Eat

I know this because A) I have never gone by the nickname "The Voluptuous Virgin" before giving birth to Serbian basketball player Marko Jarić's child B) I have never donned any sort of 1500-carat black diamond-encrusted Fantasy Bra valued at over $8 million and C) Unlike me, Lima's Thanksgiving dinner entailed no solid foods.

Leslie Goldman: Victoria's Secret? She Simply Doesn't Eat