ass-rape

Which I guess is accurate if you believe in a world where your produce supplier is secretly plotting to catch you off guard and ass-rape you in your own kitchen, then steal your restaurant from you.

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs : “Think of your VCs as produce suppliers” 2010

During this, Wallace recovers from the momentary horror of ass-rape and without hesitation blasts Zed in the stomach with a shotgun at close range.

12 Of The Best Payback Moments in Film 2008

Anything would be preferable to sitting through this contrived nothingness; I would rather ass-rape my own mother five minutes after her savage death than watch this thing again.

THE MUMMY 3: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR | Obsessed With Film 2008

Lord Sauron: guys, stop. or i will personally ass-rape everyone of you with my super awesome hand gun. i love the navy.

weekend update (Music (For Robots)) 2005

Oh, and I think I might turn up their stereo real loud and play the theme to Star Wars while I ass-rape them with a twelve-inch Jar Jar figurine, all the while shouting, 'Who's your Daddy?

Thoughts On Marchin' Music littlebuhnee 2004

And they haven’t even BEGUN to ass-rape this nation like they’d really love to and want to and intend to.

Firedoglake » Hack the Vote 2006

Hell he could ass-rape your 9 year old son right in front of you and you woul still love your leader.

Think Progress » Tell Chris Wallace To Ask Rice About The U.S.S. Cole 2006

Don't tar Dorothy Day, Martin Luther King (or Martin Luther, for that matter), and Philip K Dick for the sins of the cynical opportunists who wrap themselves in Jesus 'robe to ass-rape the world.

jesus h. 2005

AOL is like M$, they ass-rape their customers all the time then they wonder why we hate them so much.

AOL Pulls The Trigger: Direct Access To Competing Services On AOL.com Michael Arrington 2005

MissMeggie816 (12: 30: 31 AM): or, you know, whip out a night-stick and ass-rape me

meggie816 Diary Entry meggie816 2005