You're driving down the highway, and the two-lane road becomes one lane because of construction. There are signs warning about this for at least a mile. Yet some persistent assmarmots continue to drive in that lane, hoping that some gullible jerk in the correct lane will let them in and they can butt in line in front of everyone else. Last time this happened, the driver (not me) uttered this immortal phrase while keeping his car close enough to the one in front of him that nobody could wedge their stupid assmarmot vehicles in front of him.
This is so much more creative than the pedestrian phrases that came to my mind, and so much more poetic. Not to mention bilingual.