Definitions

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  • noun UK, vulgar The glans penis.
  • noun UK, offensive, vulgar A stupid or contemptible person

Etymologies

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bell +‎ end

Examples

  • Russell Brand is a bell-end ... patrick this may be a stupid question, but is jonah hill playing the same character from forgetting sarah marshall? dylan

    Get Him To The Greek Movie Trailer | /Film

  • You're not just a guy with a website, you're a prize bell-end too.

    Downing Street message for Jeremy Clarkson

  • One anonymous assailant agreed that it was indeed "Gordon's best PMQs to date... perhaps because there wasn't one as parliament was in recess", before adding "you bell-end" for good measure.

    Carter directs robot strategy

  • If you are going to insult me at least make it effective and cutting. "bell-end" has such a teenager trying to be naughty by not swearing feel about it it just makes it weak.

    Downing Street message for Jeremy Clarkson

  • And now it's time to introduce the Eurovision hosts – a pretty girl and bell-end in what appears to be a wig.

    Behold! The Hecklerspray Eurovision 2009 Liveblog!

  • Isaiah Washington says that he wasn't fired from Grey's Anatomy because of his homophobic slur, and we believe him – it's obvious that Isaiah Washington was fired from Grey's Anatomy because he's a stupid bell-end who just won't shut up.

    Isaiah Washington Back On TV! Yay!

  • Now NBC has offered Isaiah Washington the golden opportunity to show everyone that he's not as much as a bell-end as everyone thinks he is.

    Isaiah Washington’s Big Gay-Hating Mouth Gets Him Sacked

  • But it's a good job that the perfume is making all this money, because he court documents also show that Britney Spears is still paying Kevin Federline $20,000 a month, possibly so he doesn't have to give up his ridiculous dream of being taken as a serious musician instead of the cornrowed bell-end without a proper job that he actually is.

    Naked Britney Spears Pictures Not Especially Naked

  • If you're like us, your staggeringly tiny attention span means that you've pretty much forgotten that Celebrity Big Brother was even on in the first place, let alone remembered all the squawking fuss about racism, bullying and what a hideous bell-end Leo Sayer is.

    Richard Gere Kisses Shilpa Shetty, Gets Burnt Alive

  • The same department of the British Museum was enriched in 1904 with a terra-cotta model (fig. 2) of a late Roman bugle (c. 4th century A.D.), bent completely round upon itself to form a coil between the mouthpiece and the bell-end (the latter has been broken off).

    Encyclopaedia Britannica, 11th Edition, Volume 4, Part 3 "Brescia" to "Bulgaria"

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