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- n. Plural form of blumpkin.
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He may wallow in glory holes, "blumpkins," "gunts" (that's fat between the gut and the cunt), rape, Hitler, boogers, poop-play, merkins, and abortion jokes, but he didn't invent them.
I guess wires and software do not make the news like Senators, brother blumpkins rusty trombones and felching.
P.P.S. I think I did a sufficent job, be disgusted now and leave me a bad review on my fat hairy testicles that sweat when I get blumpkins from other men.
As much as I like to celebrate diversity, somehow I don't see teacher / student blumpkins making it big on this side of the pond.
Even though Yvonne Strahovski is dressed in what appears to be a harmless dress, her freakish hotness is obviously impossible to contain. unless she is down with handing out blumpkins then i don't give a fuck.
#14 is so scary that Tim Tebow gives him blumpkins just not to make him angry.