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  • noun Plural form of blumpkin.

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Examples

  • He may wallow in glory holes, "blumpkins," "gunts" (that's fat between the gut and the cunt), rape, Hitler, boogers, poop-play, merkins, and abortion jokes, but he didn't invent them.

    Playback:stl Syndication 2009

  • He may wallow in glory holes, "blumpkins," "gunts" (that's fat between the gut and the cunt), rape, Hitler, boogers, poop-play, merkins, and abortion jokes, but he didn't invent them.

    Playback:stl Syndication 2009

  • I guess wires and software do not make the news like Senators, brother blumpkins rusty trombones and felching.

    Big Gay Rights Group Condemns Obama For Campaign Event With Antigay Singer 2009

  • P.P.S. I think I did a sufficent job, be disgusted now and leave me a bad review on my fat hairy testicles that sweat when I get blumpkins from other men.

    EXTRALIFE – By Scott Johnson - Best review EVER! 2007

  • As much as I like to celebrate diversity, somehow I don't see teacher / student blumpkins making it big on this side of the pond.

    Boston.BarstoolSports.com 2009

  • Even though Yvonne Strahovski is dressed in what appears to be a harmless dress, her freakish hotness is obviously impossible to contain. unless she is down with handing out blumpkins then i don't give a fuck.

    The Velvet Hot Tub | Freshest Stories 2010

  • #14 is so scary that Tim Tebow gives him blumpkins just not to make him angry.

    Loser with Socks 2009

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