choof

I keep them in the cupboard and can choof them off as soon as someone announces an anthology.

mikandra: *insert expression of stunned mullet* mikandra 2010

As the train begins to choof off, our musician, seated in the centre of the carriage, but roped off from any crazed fans, begins strumming his guitar.

The Blues Train 2010

Possibly he might have fancied that we had come by train, had not Ropes been starting the car at that moment, _en route_ for some resting-place masquerading as a garage; and the “choof, choof” of my Gloria came in through the open doors like a defiant laugh.

The Car of Destiny Armand [Illustrator] Both 1901

It's not ok for some bloke to have a choof, a bloke who's got nothing to do with us, having fun, minding his own business, harming no one other than himself, but you can come up with an excuse as to why you speed when you drive your car, putting not only yourself but others in danger. get a life you morons.

بالاترین 2009

If they have given caufe for fuch a furmife, it was by choof - ing a reprefentative, who could entertain fuch an opinion of them.

Commentaries on the Constitution of the United States of America: With that Constitution ... James Wilson, Thomas McKean 1792

wv: choof - the noise her foot's gonna make when it hits the ground.

Amazon: Photoshop User My Ass Cosmo7 2009

There was no space for dwellers in these shadowed lanes to rush from their houses before our car, when warned by the “choof, choof” of the motor as we rattled over the “agony stones,” that something extraordinary was coming; but mothers shrieked for their offspring, while young girls hailed their friends to the free show; and men, women, and children jostled each other good-naturedly in every window and door as we approached, pouring out in our wake, though seemingly half afraid even then that the dragon might take to charging back upon them.

The Car of Destiny Armand [Illustrator] Both 1901