from Wiktionary, Creative Commons Attribution/Share-Alike License
- n. Male ejaculate; semen.
- n. A worthless or contemptible person; a twat.
dick + splat (Wiktionary)
True, there’s been the odd upset along the way – like Bjork yelling out “TIBET!” like she was trying to stop it falling down an open manhole, and Sharon Stone being a gigantic dicksplat – but generally things have gone OK.