dorm's

If you think I'm exaggerating, you're probably still enjoying the honeymoon phase of your friendship with the dorm's biggest partier or that amazing professor who teaches the most boring subject matter.

Meet Your Favorite College Frenemies collegecandy.com 2011

If you think I'm exaggerating, you're probably still enjoying the honeymoon phase of your friendship with the dorm's biggest partier or that amazing professor who teaches the most boring subject matter.

Meet Your Favorite College Frenemies collegecandy.com 2011

I had a campus job and it was in the dorm's dining room, "The Smith Center," where I helped prepare food that sometimes included pork.

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I played The Band on the record player in my dorm's rec room.

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I had a campus job and it was in the dorm's dining room, "The Smith Center," where I helped prepare food that sometimes included pork.

Hani Almadhoun: Ramadan In The Mormon Heartland Hani Almadhoun 2011

I had a campus job and it was in the dorm's dining room, "The Smith Center," where I helped prepare food that sometimes included pork.

Hani Almadhoun: Ramadan In The Mormon Heartland Hani Almadhoun 2011

I had a campus job and it was in the dorm's dining room, "The Smith Center," where I helped prepare food that sometimes included pork.

Hani Almadhoun: Ramadan In The Mormon Heartland Hani Almadhoun 2011

I had a campus job and it was in the dorm's dining room, "The Smith Center," where I helped prepare food that sometimes included pork.

Hani Almadhoun: Ramadan In The Mormon Heartland Hani Almadhoun 2011

I had a campus job and it was in the dorm's dining room, "The Smith Center," where I helped prepare food that sometimes included pork.

Hani Almadhoun: Ramadan In The Mormon Heartland Hani Almadhoun 2011

If this problem escalates, you should see your dorm's RA.

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