826nyc.org is sponsoring Dungeons and Dragons (With Girls!). I know, it sounds like matter and antimatter, like superman and kryptonite. Before you get too excited, remember: the girls are there to laugh at you.
A role-playing game where the object is to discover how many wooden-handled daggers it takes to slay a dragon. Complications include feelings of righteous indignation displayed by the dragon and the fact that wood burns quite easily.