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I showed the link of extreme poodle grooming to my pup, Maggie the Poodle, and she was all, OMFG, are you ef'n kidding me?

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Mah daddy could only see mah mammy Wednesday en Saturday nites, en ef'n he kum wid'out a pass de pat-rollers would whup 'im er run' im

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He'd of left em a heap more money and ud been one of the richest men in the country, ef'n de war hadn't broke out.

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I didn't git much schuling, mah daddy wuz lak mos 'ole folks, he though ef'n you knowd yo a, b, c's en could read a line, dat wuz' nuff.

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She promis 'me, mah br'rer, en three sistahs ef'n we would stay wid her a ye'r, en he'p her mek a crop she would gib us sump'in ter start us a crop on w'en we lef' her.

Slave Narratives: a Folk History of Slavery in the United States From Interviews with Former Slaves Tennessee Narratives Work Projects Administration

My wife arsk me what make me go look at dem cannon ef'n dey makes me cry.

Slave Narratives: a Folk History of Slavery in the United States From Interviews with Former Slaves Tennessee Narratives Work Projects Administration

'Snovey, ef'n I had the money, nuttin' but death could separate me and you. '

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I know dat w'en we wuz freed Marster Albert called us slaves in en said, "You all ez as free as I ez, but you can stay 'yer en wuk fer me ef'n you want ter."

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I'd er beat her wid my stick ef'n I'd er had 'tection, but I wuz way off up da're in de No'th an' didn't know nobody.

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She would say, "See, dat ez w'at will happen ter you ef'n you try ter leave."

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