face-planting

Just as quickly as it had soared, my spirit came face-planting down.

Should Have Gotten Delivery Instead Erin Zulkoski 2011

If you walk while texting be warned: you may end up in the ER for face-planting ...

Coffee Break: July 25 2008

I sat next to Katie, laboring over weighty decisions like how to get a fork up to my mouth, but before I could eat much of dinner, I passed out, face-planting in a plate of mashed potatoes.

HIGH ON ARRIVAL MACKENZIE PHILLIPS 2009

I sat next to Katie, laboring over weighty decisions like how to get a fork up to my mouth, but before I could eat much of dinner, I passed out, face-planting in a plate of mashed potatoes.

HIGH ON ARRIVAL MACKENZIE PHILLIPS 2009

The only way this will be good is if she first jams the camera between her thighs, then guns down a T-Rex whilst screaming profanity shortly before falling from the top of a cave and face-planting.

LARA CROFT: MEGAN FOX NAKED. MAYBE. 2009

I sat next to Katie, laboring over weighty decisions like how to get a fork up to my mouth, but before I could eat much of dinner, I passed out, face-planting in a plate of mashed potatoes.

HIGH ON ARRIVAL MACKENZIE PHILLIPS 2009

Right now, those of you who know me in person are sitting there slack-jawed and gaping, assuming that Ed must be some kind of goddamned magician to have kept me from face-planting into the china cabinet or carving up a Persian rug with my high heels.

I said this world is full of endless abstractions 2009

Well, here's one of Spainy-cat, face-planting in her favorite blanket.

May 25th, 2005 2005

It's just too much fun watching you fall all over yourself with some big "scoop" and then face-planting when it turns out not to be true.

Engadget promotes the iPhone 2007

Worse, I tangle my poles in front of me at the very moment the chair sweeps under us, so I barely manage to sit without tripping forward over them and face-planting in front of the attendant.

Do - Over Niki Burnham 2006