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Consider New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress, who accidentally shot himself in the leg, or Tour de France champion Alberto Contador, who recently fingerbanged himself in the ear:

Brazen Schemes: RTMS and Sympathy BikeSnobNYC 2010

Some bumpkin wants to know if any of the females wanted to get fingerbanged.

Yeti: A Love Story (2006) 2010

One of my favorite pictures of him is when he fingerbanged his way across the finish line of the Amstel Curacao race in Nov 2007.

Wake Up and Smell the Trees: Speed Bumps Ahead BikeSnobNYC 2010

Damn, I was fingerbanged and creamed on that quiz!

BSNYC Freitag Spaß-Quiz! BikeSnobNYC 2009

First, he fingerbanged the crowd as he crossed the line in Verbier, and then he fingerbanged them once again from atop the podium:

Pistolwhipped: Seminal Fingerbang BikeSnobNYC 2009

Still, in in the end had to overcome my indecision and make a selection, and in any contest there has to be both the fingerbanger and the fingerbanged.

This Just In: Plugs and Deliberations BikeSnobNYC 2009

Actually, Contator fingerbanged the world at least twice.

Pistolwhipped: Seminal Fingerbang BikeSnobNYC 2009

Presumably, the fingerbanging continued well into the night, as I'm sure Contador also triumphantly fingerbanged the podium girls, his Astana teammates, the mechanics, and the fans waiting at his hotel for autographs.

Pistolwhipped: Seminal Fingerbang BikeSnobNYC 2009

And speaking of Hincapie and getting fingerbanged, Contador's performance yesterday only barely managed to overshadow the controversy surrounding George Hincapie's missing out on the Maillot Jaune on Saturday by a mere five seconds:

Pistolwhipped: Seminal Fingerbang BikeSnobNYC 2009

Alas, the only time I've heard The Game talking about getting it on with a video ho was that time he said he fingerbanged Vida Guerra at a party, and she said he didn't.

XXL 2010